Archive for the 'She' Category

My Identical Twin

Monday, February 3rd, 2003

This was about three weeks ago.
My shadchan called me one day screaming into my ear
“I have found him! – Your identical twin! This guy is just like you!”
Hmmm, I thought skeptically, my identical twin. Now, how interesting is that?
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Book Me In, Baby

Thursday, January 16th, 2003

My well-meaning friend suggested a guy to me one day. A guy that her husband had been in yeshiva with a couple years back. They said he was tall, well built and funny. They really did.
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Do I know Any Of You?

Sunday, January 12th, 2003

Just to clarify few things after going through my site’s referrer logs…
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Thanks For Asking

Monday, January 6th, 2003

Lucky Numbers Of The Day!
2 – suicide bombers.
22 – dead.
100 – wounded.
2003 – here we go again.

Me? Not dead yet. Thanks for asking though.

Forty Two

Thursday, January 2nd, 2003

I came to my 42nd shidduch with high hopes.
42 is a mythical number, its the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question.
This guy was definitely the Ultimate *something*, still not sure what though.
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My First Shidduch

Saturday, December 21st, 2002

Ahhhhh….My first shidduch….
Oh yes, I was once young and tender and had wishes and dreams. The days of inoccence and tenderness, childhood naive smiles and hopes… Yes.
My first.
Funny how dreams and fantasies go shatter on your face like a ton of bricks.
Truly funny. Haha laugh you all.
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Sec

Tuesday, December 17th, 2002

I’ve been getting a few emails asking me to write some more.
(Don’t you people ever get lunch breaks?)
I’ll write, its just that real life is distracting me a bit lately.
Soon. Give me some slack.

The Orange Blossom

Monday, December 2nd, 2002

Alright, I’ll just say it.
He was so much shorter than me. Thats the truth.
And I know that I am being unnecessarily mean over here and politically incorrect, discriminating against short people (when I, myself, am not the tallest person around) but there you go.
Its my website.
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Peter Pan

Wednesday, November 20th, 2002

It seems it upset some readers that I only write stories that make me look good. Well, this one’s for you.
In retrospect, its odd to write about it. I mean, this is not Your Average Shidduch Story. In my mind, it was a love story. On par with Gone With The Wind. A classic. So to write about it now, a year later, is strange. Its far removed from the emotion that, at the time, made it everything it was. So I donít know what it will be.
But I do know its the most honest piece I’ve ever written.
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I’m A Slacker

Sunday, November 17th, 2002

Okay, fine.
I’ve been bad and lazy and doing nothing all day but toying with My Blog but I promise to get my act together and write my latest stories and post it so soon.
Real soon.