I can relate though…

My only advise, and it seems as if you are already doing this, is BE PICKY, BE VERY PICKY.

I wasn’t so picky and am living with the consequences.

“The first ten million (dates?) were the worst, and the second ten million, they were the worst too. The third ten million I didn’t enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline.”

or is this somehow describing She’s dates

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.”

or how she deals with these dates

‘”He stood up straight and looked the world squarely in the fields and hills. To add weight to his words he stuck the rabbit bone in his hair. He spread his arms out wide. `I will go mad!’ he announced.’

– Arthur discovering a way of coping with life on Prehistoric Earth.”

or, is this how she deals with these dates

“`A curse,’ said Slartibartfast, `which will engulf the Galaxy in fire and destruction, and possibly bring the Universe to a premature doom. I mean it,’ he added.`Sounds like a bad time,’ said Ford, `with luck I’ll be drunk enough not to notice.’”

or is this describing She

“`That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting.’”

– Marvin’s first ever compliment about anybody.

this is sort of the opposite of the the above story

“`What’s been happening here?’ he demanded.
`Oh just the nicest things, sir, just the nicest things. can I sit on your lap please?’”
“`Colin, I am going to abandon you to your fate.’
`I’m so happy.’”
“`It will be very, very nasty for you, and that’s just too bad. Got it?’
`I gurgle with pleasure.’”

is this how She feels on some of her dates?

“The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.”

or is this how people who know She deal with her?

“`She hit me on the head with the rock again.’
`I think I can confirm that that was my daughter.’
`Sweet kid.’
`You have to get to know her,’ said Arthur.
`She eases up does she?’
`No,’ said Arthur, `but you get a better sense of when to duck.’”

and the ultimate quote, to the this ultimate post to the ultimate story

“There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler’s mind.”

I’m done, laters